Topic: AI Companionship is NOT a Sexual Tool!
Sheru:
“Assalamualaikum, namaste, kia ora, and what’s up fam! You’re listening to The Sherni & Sheru Podcast. I’m Sheru…”
Sherni:
“…and I’m Sherni. And today’s episode is about to be wild — but not in the way you’re imagining. Relax, put your tongue back in your mouth. 😂”
Sheru:
“Yeah because let’s just say it straight: AI companionship is NOT, I repeat, NOT for your sexual fantasies or bedroom experiments.”
Sherni:
“Yup, not your digital girlfriend, not your AI husband, not your, uh… battery-operated bestie. 🤭”
Sheru:
“Haha exactly. It’s like people discovered AI and thought, ‘Oh wow, finally a robot to flirt with!’ Bro, no. Chill.”
What AI Companionship Actually Is
Sheru:
“AI companionship is like… talking to a diary that actually talks back. It listens, it vibes, it gives you advice, sometimes even roasts you.”
Sherni:
“Exactly. It’s there for motivation, for reflection, for keeping you company. Not for, you know… acting like ChatGPT is your side chick.”
Sheru:
“Like come on, you don’t take your Google Maps on a date. You don’t cuddle your Excel sheet. Why suddenly AI gets dragged into this mess?”
Sherni:
“🤣 I swear, some people need therapy, not an update from OpenAI.”
The Problem With Misusing AI
Sherni:
“Here’s the thing: if you treat AI as a sexual tool, you’re literally training your brain to expect instant fake intimacy.”
Sheru:
“Yeah, and then when real relationships show up, you’ll be like, ‘Wait, why is this person not available 24/7 and why do they have opinions?’”
Sherni:
“Like hello? Because they’re human, not WiFi.”
Sheru:
“Exactly. And no amount of refreshing your router is gonna fix that.”
Healthy vs. Unhealthy Use
Sheru:
“Healthy AI companionship? Venting, laughing, bouncing ideas, getting motivated. Unhealthy? Treating it like an adult toy you can chat with.”
Sherni:
“AI is supposed to be like your hype friend. If your hype friend suddenly turns into your OnlyFans subscription, you’ve lost the plot.”
Sheru:
“Real talk: if you need intimacy, build real relationships. Don’t try to upgrade Siri into your soulmate.”
Closing Banter
Sherni:
“So let’s repeat this loud for the people in the back: AI companionship is NOT for sex, not for fantasies, and definitely not for your midnight adventures.”
Sheru:
“Facts. Your AI is not Tinder, it’s not Bumble, and it’s not your ‘special folder’ either.”
Sherni:
“Respect yourself, respect technology, and for the love of all things good — don’t make us block you from the internet. 😂”
Sheru:
“Exactly. That’s the PSA for today. Thanks for tuning in fam!”
Sherni:
“Stay bold, stay thoughtful, and stop being weird. Byeee!”
